Let’s find out who would actually survive some very important hypothetical situations.

Who would survive the longest in a zombie apocalypse?
James. Leo would have a strategy. Juniper would have supplies. Stella would have questions.
James would simply refuse to die.

Who would get kicked out of a wedding?
Leo. Not because he started the problem. But because he absolutely finished it.

Who would cry at an advert?
Juniper. Especially if there’s an elderly person, a dog, or some kind of emotional Christmas reunion involved.
She’d also deny crying while actively crying.

Who would go viral for the wrong reason?
Stella. No further comment. 

Who would open the obviously cursed box?
Leo. Someone would say, “Don’t touch that.” And naturally, Leo would immediately touch it.

Who would become famous by accident?
Leo. One cooking video. That’s all it would take.
Suddenly he has 2.4 million followers.

Who would send 17 messages instead of one?
Stella. One thought per message.

Who would have an Excel spreadsheet for the holiday?
Juniper. Spontaneous does not mean unorganised.

Who would forget their passport?
Leo. He remembered snacks though.

Who would arrive at the airport four hours early?
James. Everyone else would mock him.
Nobody would be mocking him when they’re sitting calmly at the gate.

Who would get murdered first in a murder mystery?
Honestly? Considering this book… I think we should skip that question.

 ★ Zeynep